“Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.”.Do you believe in friendship at the first sight? Well, I definitely do since I met you. I can’t believe how lucky you are to have me as your best friend.You’re going to have the best funeral, buddy! If we were last people on Earth and there was just one piece of food left… I would burry you with all my respect.But not too deep though because you know… I don’t want to wet my hair.
That’s why I can’t imagine my life without you, weirdo. You’re crazy, annoying, and you laugh too loud. So happy you’re such a bad influence! Love you more than anyone in the world, buddy. It’s nice to know that I have a company for spending my eternity in Hell.Hold out your hand and say, “Would you be kind enough to hold this while I go out for a walk?”.When a girl stares at you, say, “Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get my maps and GPS ready.“Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!”.“How on earth do you do that?” (Girl – what?) “Look so damn good!”.“Girl, I know what you did last summer.How about we take a walk to remember and make things better!” “What are you doing this evening?” (Girl – nothing) “Let’s do nothing together then!”.“Have you ever been to the moon?” (Girl – no) “Wow, me neither.I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.For some reason, your number isn’t in it.“I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No’.“I sure hope lady, that you know CPR, cos you are taking my breath away!”.And if you too wanna be that funny guy then take a look at this one and find funny things to say to a girl. You must have heard that girls like the funny guys the best. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that you can get from your wife for free.If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Whoever said money don’t buy you happiness just didn’t know where to shop!.If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y.When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.Excuse my naivety – I was born at a very early age.The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood who strives valiantly who errs, who comes short again and again who spends himself in a worthy cause who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. “It is not the critic who counts not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. Put one foot in front of the other, smile, and just keep on rolling.” – Kobe Bryantġ40. Life is too short to get bogged down and be discouraged. “The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Partonġ39. It requires us to be who we are.” – Brené Brownġ38. “True belonging doesn’t require us to change who we are.
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